Scoundrel

That low life, bottom feeding, scoundrel Wickham is marrying Lydia and forcing her family to give them an income and a house. How could he steal a young girl's innocence like that? He is so low, and I'm glad the former love of my life, Darcy obviously, was smart enough to realize who he really is. YOU GO DARCY

Lost Lydia

Apparently that Lydia Bennet girl is lost. Uh oh. Everyone has searched all over for her and she just has not been found. I'm beginning to rethink my first opinion of Elizabeth and her sisters. Lizzie is just a girl in love, and who am I to judge her?

Darcy

My dear Darcy has apparently blamed himself for Lydia running away. He thinks that because he didn't send out a mass text warning everyone about Wickham that Lydia was naive and thought he was perfect. Poor, poor Darcy. He has to realize this isn't his fault, it is that stupid Bennet's, for not being clever enough to realize Wickham's true potential.

A New Style of Bennet

After that disastrous dinner at Pemberley, I realized that I'm much better off without Darcy. I also found out that one of those devious (#vocabword) Bennet daughters, Lydia or whatever, ran off with that dreamy yet evil soldier, Wickham. They are better off, yet she is much too young to be getting married, especially in this day and age. I wonder if she'll change her facebook relationship status to "eloped". lol

Failed

My plan has failed. At the visit, I tried to bad mouth Elizabeth the entire time, but Darcy would not hear of it. He complimented her non-stop, and they spent every moment together. And even Georgiana spent time with Eliza, and seemed very taken. What is it about this woman?! She isn't even that pretty. Geez

PEMBERLEY

IT HAS HAPPENED. I am to be going to Pemberley to visit my dear future husband! The only down side to this wonderful experience is that Miss-I-Steal-Darcys Bennet will be there, and will be meeting Mr. Darcy's younger sister, Georgiana. But maybe this will be the perfect opportunity to show Darcy what he's missing, and why he should stay far away from Elizabeth. The time has come!

Elizabeth Goes to Pemberley

Apparently, Eliza went to visit Pemberley, and thought about Darcy the whole time. How do I know? She tweeted about it the entire time. Well, my dear, ignorant little friend, this isn't over. Darcy and I have began talking all the time, and he in fact invited me to visit Pemberley with him some time. I can't wait!

Wickham

Today, I found out that that vulgar Elizabeth Bennet found out the truth about Wickham, and is now thinking about liking Darcy. And Darcy is thinking about her, as when I texted him the other day, he replied with one word answers, and I managed to find out that he texted her nonstop. FINE. I give up. Not really. I like Darcy too much for that. Oh, dear I hope I get to see him soon.

The Truth

Everyone seems to think of me as being a bitter lady who has too much attitude and is too much in love with Darcy. That is actually true. But they don't know the real me. They don't know that i am heartfelt and love my family very much. I just happen to care quite a bit about money. But who doesn't? Besides the older Bennet sisters, bless their poor hearts.

The Letter

My dear Mr. Darcy wrote that horrible Lizzie Bennet a letter. A letter that proclaimed his love for her. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. Not only did it say that he regrets her turning him down (hah) but he tells her the truth about several things that she seemed to be confused about. Well good for her. At least he is single again. I'm ready for him.

Sunday Dinner

Today, my dear brother Bingley came to join my sister and I for dinner. It was wonderful to see him, but he still looked a little sad. I asked him the reason why, and he said that it was (again) because of that doddering old fool, Jane Bennet. Now, don't get me wrong; Jane is a perfectly nice lady. But she is quite below my brother's social status.

March 5th, 2012
Well today I got the simply delightful news that Mr. Darcy, MY Mr. Darcy, went to go visit that vulgar Elizabeth Bennet down at her ugly friend Charlotte's new house. They supposedly walked around, and talked, and Miss Bennet was as rude as ever to my darling. THEN I found out that my baby proposed to that witch. How dare he. Luckily, she turned him down. I don't know what I would've done if she'd said yes. Time to put my plan into action: get Darcy back...