March 5th, 2012
Well today I got the simply delightful news that Mr. Darcy, MY Mr. Darcy, went to go visit that vulgar Elizabeth Bennet down at her ugly friend Charlotte's new house. They supposedly walked around, and talked, and Miss Bennet was as rude as ever to my darling. THEN I found out that my baby proposed to that witch. How dare he. Luckily, she turned him down. I don't know what I would've done if she'd said yes. Time to put my plan into action: get Darcy back...
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ReplyDeleteMy dear Mrs. Bingley I would like to say that I am not yours, for I do not love you, my heart belongs to Miss. Elizabeth Bennet. In my opinion you only care about yourself and others profit, Lizzy cares about the well being of her family. Furthermore this is my life you are talking about and you do not control it. In all Miss. Bennet will be mine in the end and you will have to find another.
DeleteIs this what you think, Mr. Darcy? I'm afraid that if your heart belongs to me, I am not an amiable caretaker. You might as well take Caroline's hand in marriage, for her family is of your class unlike mine. Isn't that correct?
DeleteMy Dear Mrs.Bingley,
ReplyDeleteLove is too be had by everyone! Do not be discouraged by Mr. Darcy's fancy for my beautiful sister, or his marriage to the ever gracious Charlotte Bingley. Love can be had by you also once when you remember to enjoy the happiness that is surrounding all of us in this world. Darcy was simply following his heart and his compassionate love for Charlotte when he proposed to her. You should actually be ashamed of yourself for not celebrating upon hearing the news of their engagement and marriage. True love is difficult to discover and keep in this world, and Charlotte and Darcy managed to do just that!
Mr. Darcy March 9, 2012
DeleteLove is actually very hard to find and sometimes you may not find it at all. I found love with Lizzy Bennet but was heartlessly rejected when I proposed. Although this is strictly her loss, I cannot help the emptiness inside my chest. Elizabeth Bennet is the only person that can fix this hole.
I believe that I would have nearly hurt the girl if my boyfriend was being stolen from me. I advise you to write a strongly worded letter to that girl telling her to back off. You must remain firm! Because of your superior family status, Mr. Darcy will come to his senses soon enough.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you talk of my daughter in that way Miss Caroline Bingley. She is more skilled, more thoughtful, and more kind than you will ever be. She deserves Mr. Darcy's thoughtful attractions, and even though she declined his lovely offer, I'm sure her sense will return to her someday and Mr. Darcy and Lizzy will be happily married and living a wonderful life.
ReplyDeleteMiss Bingley, once again your actions show your arrogance and your pride. What Mr. Darcy and I discuss is no one elses business but our own. You have no issue keeping Mr. Darcy however, because unlike you, I have absolutely no interest in him. He is all yours.
ReplyDeleteMr.Darcy March 9,2012
ReplyDeleteHey Caroline Bingley, your not as stunning on the eyes as Lizzy and your efforts to impress me are useless. I look at you how I would look at a farm animal. If you talk trash about my love Lizzy one more time, I just might murder you. She is a beautiful woman and i hope for her to marry me.
Excuse me? You may be rich and fancy but you have absolutely no right to speak of or to me the way that you do. It seems I may be "beneath" you, but I am a woman, just like you. The fact that you think I am out to get you is quite absurd and rather pathetic...
ReplyDeleteCaroline Bingley I feel terrible for you that Mr, Darcy woulkd leave you and go see Elizabeth but he has been rather rude lateley and even ended my relationship with Jane. Lets get this guy with some revenge.
ReplyDeleteYOUR Mr.Darcy? That is quiet funny, you cannot claim people as yours, if they do not even fancy you. My friend Charlotte is a very beautiful, intelligent young lady who has class unlike YOU. How do you know all this? Do you follow him around or something? I suppose you, do, it does sound like something you would do. I treated him just as he treats other; like they say, "what goes around, comes around". He sure did propose to me, but I rejected him; he is the last man on earth that I would ever want to marry. You can have him if you really want that bad.
ReplyDeleteDear Caroline,
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to love and relationships the man is supposed to pursue the woman, not the other way around. But we never were/are not now/and never will be in a relationship. I am in love with Lizzy so please stop stalking me and stop condescending Lizzy. Also, stop using my last name in public.
-Darcy
Dear Caroline,
DeleteMy beloved sister! Do what your heart says is right. Do not listen to Mother and marry Darcy because he has a lot of money! I want you to be happy. Find true love, not just a man with a large bank account. Darcy is one of my best friends, but I care more for your happiness than marrying for money.
Love,
Bingley
Caroline, first of all I am not "yours". Second, Elizabeth can be vulgar at times but she is not a "vulgar woman". I would agree with you, Charlotte being ugly and all, but you are wrong about Elizabeth. Caroline, I am afraid to say we will never have a relationship, and your little plan will never work.
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