IT HAS HAPPENED. I am to be going to Pemberley to visit my dear future husband! The only down side to this wonderful experience is that Miss-I-Steal-Darcys Bennet will be there, and will be meeting Mr. Darcy's younger sister, Georgiana. But maybe this will be the perfect opportunity to show Darcy what he's missing, and why he should stay far away from Elizabeth. The time has come!
My beloved sister,
ReplyDeleteDarcy is a good man. I hope you do not make any rash decisions about his money. If you love him, I would advise marrying him. If you love him for his money, you should not marry him. I want you to be happy Caroline. Find a man you truly love and marry him.
Your brother,
Charles
Dear Caroline,
ReplyDeleteYour plots will not stop my love for Lizzy; you’re wasting your time pursuing me and my money. Also I would appreciate it if you stop calling my Lizzy names, for it is very childish and hurtful. You really need to get yourself a hobby that doesn’t involve stocking me and plotting against Lizzy.
-Darcy
P.S. Stop changing your blog background and font type, for it is becoming very annoying.
Caroline...
ReplyDeleteWhen are you going to put an end to this nonsense? You are most definitely not my future wife nor am I your future husband. "Miss-I-Steal-Darcys Bennet" is the girl for me and you have to deal with that.
Darcy.
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ReplyDeleteThis is getting a little rediculous. I am not going to marry you. I am in love with Elizabeth, not you. You need to get over yourself. Me and you will never happen.
-Darcy
Do you even hear yourself? My Lizzy hates Darcy. You would know this if you had paid even the slightest attention in the past. of course, you would also know that Darcy does't love you and will never love you, EVER!, if you paid just a little attention. However, you don't know these things, so you obviously dont pay any attention to anyone but yourself; you selfish brat!
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