Discovered

Today, my dear brother Bingley contacted me and told me that he knew what I had done. I played it innocent and asked what he meant, but I had to stop lying when he said he knew that my sister and I had pretended like we were friends with Jane, while really kept her away from our brother. Poor Jane! I'm beginning to feel like a new person, and I don't think she realizes how much I feel poorly for her. I am changing my ways, and no one knows it yet. Soon they shall see though.

Sneaking

Today, I found out that Darcy and Elizabeth have been taking walks on the small Bennet estate, and have been enjoying one anothers company. And WHAT exactly did I determine on these walks? They are getting married!!! I cannot believe it. And you, my dear followers, may be wondering how exactly I know this...well, as it would so appear, I can disguise myself as a tree quite convinceingly. They never knew ;)
#YOLO

The Letter

Today, dear blog, I found out that that annoying and stupid Mr. Collins found out about Lizzie and Darcy's engagement, and wrote Mr. Bennet about it! omg. How could that have happened? The rumor is is that Lizzie played it off and laughed at the very idea. I say, for someone as Mr. Bennet to be so smart, he sure doesn't read between the lines very well. HAH!

Lady Catherine

I have found that my favorite woman in the world, Lady Catherine, has visited Elizabeth. She had heard that Elizabeth and My Darcy are ENGAGED!! Hah. The very idea. How silly of everyone. There is NO way they would be engaged, and Darcy is too smart to do that, and silly Elizabeth is too dense to even accept. How proposterous. I'm going to go text Lady Catherine (poor dear is just now learning how to use her IPhone) and tell her  how silly that was. Good day!

Mr. Bennet

I am slightly worried, as Mr. Bennet is only marrying off Lydia because he knows that she will not have a tarnished reputation. However, doesn't he know that the entire family will now have a scoundral in the family? How silly of him. And he's supposed to be all smart.

Lydia Found

Lydia has been found! I know I shouldn't be happy about this, as I hate the Bennets, etc, but I am just so happy for their family. However, the only negative is that I heard Darcy helped out a little bit, and I am worried that'll make Elizabeth want him more. Who knows. Hopefully not.

Dinner

Last night, my dear brother came to visit my sister and I, and we all enjoyed a nice dinner together. Ah, how nice it is to see him. He is truly a best friend of mine, and I'm beginning to regret his and Elizabeth's ending. However, rumor has it that he has been texting her again, so I guess we'll just see what happens.