Sunday, April 8, 2012

The Letter

Today, dear blog, I found out that that annoying and stupid Mr. Collins found out about Lizzie and Darcy's engagement, and wrote Mr. Bennet about it! omg. How could that have happened? The rumor is is that Lizzie played it off and laughed at the very idea. I say, for someone as Mr. Bennet to be so smart, he sure doesn't read between the lines very well. HAH!

1 comment:

  1. The true area of problem is that I am quite oblivious since I try to ignore others as much as possible. This is, of course, a result of being married to Mrs. Bennet who can talk for hours on end and nag you until your ears bleed, so I was forced to block out others to survive in my own house. However, you are in no position to critisize since you are utterly oblivious as well! You near sittedness is due to pigheadedness because you have a severe superiority complex worse than my own, which is saying something.

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