Sunday, April 8, 2012

Lady Catherine

I have found that my favorite woman in the world, Lady Catherine, has visited Elizabeth. She had heard that Elizabeth and My Darcy are ENGAGED!! Hah. The very idea. How silly of everyone. There is NO way they would be engaged, and Darcy is too smart to do that, and silly Elizabeth is too dense to even accept. How proposterous. I'm going to go text Lady Catherine (poor dear is just now learning how to use her IPhone) and tell her  how silly that was. Good day!
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  1. Jane BennetApril 8, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    Caroline,
    I can not believe that you would wish for someone to not experience the happiness of marriage. You and Lady Catherine have your priorities wrong. Everyone deserves to experience the joy of marriage. Hopefully one day, when you learn that happiness and optimism is the way to led a fulfilling life; you will get married.

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  2. Fitzwilliam DarcyApril 8, 2012 at 5:51 PM

    Granted, the idea may seem preposterous, but you may be taken aback by the fact that it would not be the first time I proposed to her. I have wanted Elizabeth ever since Netherfield, and I hope that you will stay out of our way. With her I feel an intense love, but with you I can't help but be revolted by your desperate measures and desires for a husband.

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