Sunday, March 11, 2012
The Letter
My dear Mr. Darcy wrote that horrible Lizzie Bennet a letter. A letter that proclaimed his love for her. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. Not only did it say that he regrets her turning him down (hah) but he tells her the truth about several things that she seemed to be confused about. Well good for her. At least he is single again. I'm ready for him.
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This letter was not a horrible letter. It is not my fault that Mr. Bingley and Jane are over. He did not really love her. If he truly loved her then he would not have listened to me. Miss Darcy is a way better girl for him because she actually has money.
ReplyDeleteOh Caroline. I have always known you were drawn to me, but did you ever wonder why I did nothing to care for you back. I though my actions were expressly clear when I ignored your incessant advances. I allowed them to occur, as I did not want to upset you and your brother; however, I am going to plainly tell you now. I liked Elizabeth Bennet a thousand times more than I am ever going to like you. Why else would I have written that letter. So just give up all ready. There is never going to be a Mrs. Caroline Darcy.
ReplyDeleteThis was a sincere letter thanks you very much. You are so creepy. If u could just leave me alone it would be much easier for the both of us. Please just mind you own business at this time.
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