Today, I found out that Darcy and Elizabeth have been taking walks on the small Bennet estate, and have been enjoying one anothers company. And WHAT exactly did I determine on these walks? They are getting married!!! I cannot believe it. And you, my dear followers, may be wondering how exactly I know this...well, as it would so appear, I can disguise myself as a tree quite convinceingly. They never knew ;)
#YOLO
WOW. I have always hated you but my hatred is much stronger now. I can't believe you were lurking around like that. That is so not okay. Plus did you ever think we would be together.... Preposterous!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI always thought you a low life, but now I believe that you fit under the category of a scuzzbag. You are literally the biggest fool I know, and that's is alot to say after considering the fact that I know Lydia quite well. I don't know if you have ever taken a grammar class or not, but your writing makes me sick and embarassed for you. And just to rub it in your face, your plans have failed considering that Darcy and I are getting married. And yes, you do only live life once, glad to see you are putting yours to its best use.
ReplyDeleteWhy must you be such a pain?! Why do you have to be so sneaky and deceitful, Caroline? I just don't understand. Leave them alone and please stop being so jealous. It's pathetic. HAVE A NICE DAY :)
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