Discovered

Today, my dear brother Bingley contacted me and told me that he knew what I had done. I played it innocent and asked what he meant, but I had to stop lying when he said he knew that my sister and I had pretended like we were friends with Jane, while really kept her away from our brother. Poor Jane! I'm beginning to feel like a new person, and I don't think she realizes how much I feel poorly for her. I am changing my ways, and no one knows it yet. Soon they shall see though.

Sneaking

Today, I found out that Darcy and Elizabeth have been taking walks on the small Bennet estate, and have been enjoying one anothers company. And WHAT exactly did I determine on these walks? They are getting married!!! I cannot believe it. And you, my dear followers, may be wondering how exactly I know this...well, as it would so appear, I can disguise myself as a tree quite convinceingly. They never knew ;)
#YOLO

The Letter

Today, dear blog, I found out that that annoying and stupid Mr. Collins found out about Lizzie and Darcy's engagement, and wrote Mr. Bennet about it! omg. How could that have happened? The rumor is is that Lizzie played it off and laughed at the very idea. I say, for someone as Mr. Bennet to be so smart, he sure doesn't read between the lines very well. HAH!

Lady Catherine

I have found that my favorite woman in the world, Lady Catherine, has visited Elizabeth. She had heard that Elizabeth and My Darcy are ENGAGED!! Hah. The very idea. How silly of everyone. There is NO way they would be engaged, and Darcy is too smart to do that, and silly Elizabeth is too dense to even accept. How proposterous. I'm going to go text Lady Catherine (poor dear is just now learning how to use her IPhone) and tell her  how silly that was. Good day!

Mr. Bennet

I am slightly worried, as Mr. Bennet is only marrying off Lydia because he knows that she will not have a tarnished reputation. However, doesn't he know that the entire family will now have a scoundral in the family? How silly of him. And he's supposed to be all smart.

Lydia Found

Lydia has been found! I know I shouldn't be happy about this, as I hate the Bennets, etc, but I am just so happy for their family. However, the only negative is that I heard Darcy helped out a little bit, and I am worried that'll make Elizabeth want him more. Who knows. Hopefully not.

Dinner

Last night, my dear brother came to visit my sister and I, and we all enjoyed a nice dinner together. Ah, how nice it is to see him. He is truly a best friend of mine, and I'm beginning to regret his and Elizabeth's ending. However, rumor has it that he has been texting her again, so I guess we'll just see what happens.

Darcy 2

My poor, poor dear Darcy. Apparently he blames himself for what happened to Lydia. How can he know that nothing should ever be blamed on him, and he just needs to do the best he can in life? As do all of us.

Scoundrel

That low life, bottom feeding, scoundrel Wickham is marrying Lydia and forcing her family to give them an income and a house. How could he steal a young girl's innocence like that? He is so low, and I'm glad the former love of my life, Darcy obviously, was smart enough to realize who he really is. YOU GO DARCY

Lost Lydia

Apparently that Lydia Bennet girl is lost. Uh oh. Everyone has searched all over for her and she just has not been found. I'm beginning to rethink my first opinion of Elizabeth and her sisters. Lizzie is just a girl in love, and who am I to judge her?

Darcy

My dear Darcy has apparently blamed himself for Lydia running away. He thinks that because he didn't send out a mass text warning everyone about Wickham that Lydia was naive and thought he was perfect. Poor, poor Darcy. He has to realize this isn't his fault, it is that stupid Bennet's, for not being clever enough to realize Wickham's true potential.

A New Style of Bennet

After that disastrous dinner at Pemberley, I realized that I'm much better off without Darcy. I also found out that one of those devious (#vocabword) Bennet daughters, Lydia or whatever, ran off with that dreamy yet evil soldier, Wickham. They are better off, yet she is much too young to be getting married, especially in this day and age. I wonder if she'll change her facebook relationship status to "eloped". lol

Failed

My plan has failed. At the visit, I tried to bad mouth Elizabeth the entire time, but Darcy would not hear of it. He complimented her non-stop, and they spent every moment together. And even Georgiana spent time with Eliza, and seemed very taken. What is it about this woman?! She isn't even that pretty. Geez

PEMBERLEY

IT HAS HAPPENED. I am to be going to Pemberley to visit my dear future husband! The only down side to this wonderful experience is that Miss-I-Steal-Darcys Bennet will be there, and will be meeting Mr. Darcy's younger sister, Georgiana. But maybe this will be the perfect opportunity to show Darcy what he's missing, and why he should stay far away from Elizabeth. The time has come!

Elizabeth Goes to Pemberley

Apparently, Eliza went to visit Pemberley, and thought about Darcy the whole time. How do I know? She tweeted about it the entire time. Well, my dear, ignorant little friend, this isn't over. Darcy and I have began talking all the time, and he in fact invited me to visit Pemberley with him some time. I can't wait!

Wickham

Today, I found out that that vulgar Elizabeth Bennet found out the truth about Wickham, and is now thinking about liking Darcy. And Darcy is thinking about her, as when I texted him the other day, he replied with one word answers, and I managed to find out that he texted her nonstop. FINE. I give up. Not really. I like Darcy too much for that. Oh, dear I hope I get to see him soon.

The Truth

Everyone seems to think of me as being a bitter lady who has too much attitude and is too much in love with Darcy. That is actually true. But they don't know the real me. They don't know that i am heartfelt and love my family very much. I just happen to care quite a bit about money. But who doesn't? Besides the older Bennet sisters, bless their poor hearts.

The Letter

My dear Mr. Darcy wrote that horrible Lizzie Bennet a letter. A letter that proclaimed his love for her. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. Not only did it say that he regrets her turning him down (hah) but he tells her the truth about several things that she seemed to be confused about. Well good for her. At least he is single again. I'm ready for him.

Sunday Dinner

Today, my dear brother Bingley came to join my sister and I for dinner. It was wonderful to see him, but he still looked a little sad. I asked him the reason why, and he said that it was (again) because of that doddering old fool, Jane Bennet. Now, don't get me wrong; Jane is a perfectly nice lady. But she is quite below my brother's social status.

March 5th, 2012
Well today I got the simply delightful news that Mr. Darcy, MY Mr. Darcy, went to go visit that vulgar Elizabeth Bennet down at her ugly friend Charlotte's new house. They supposedly walked around, and talked, and Miss Bennet was as rude as ever to my darling. THEN I found out that my baby proposed to that witch. How dare he. Luckily, she turned him down. I don't know what I would've done if she'd said yes. Time to put my plan into action: get Darcy back...